Purple Row After Dark: Which current Rockies player would be the best host of The Muppet Show?

Who possesses the personality to hold down an epic gig?

STUTTGART, GERMANY - JUNE 26: A detailed view of a Kermit puppet, from The Muppet Show, held by a fan of Belgium prior to the UEFA EURO 2024 group stage match between Ukraine and Belgium at Stuttgart Arena on June 26, 2024 in Stuttgart, Germany. (Photo by Carl Recine/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Most of the time, social media is a cesspool. However, it occasionally gives you gems. For example, Aaron Cameron asked this on BlueSky today:

I’d like to put a Rockies spin on it and ask you all to determine which current Rockies player would be the best host for The Muppet Show.

Personally, my vote is for Warren Schaeffer. I know he’s not a player, but his charisma is infectious and I think he would have an absolute blast doing it.

What do you think? Let us know!


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Category: General Sports